I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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