? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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