i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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