dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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