I molested 6 butterflies tonight
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
We left the knife in your bed.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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