he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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