I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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