I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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