No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
Last night: Repeatedly yelled about how the fishbowl tasted like blue, stole a stranger's hat, hugged the DJ for playing my request, made out with my roommate, and abandoned the guy I dragged to the club in the first place
This morning: Hat doesn't fit, hangover headache is blue, and I can't move without getting lightheaded
Listen when they tell you not to drink after giving blood
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
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