So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
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