i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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