I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
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