i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
I want to be your penis for a week.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
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