I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
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