It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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