Where are you?
In a non slutty way
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
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