she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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