they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
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