Just fell off a train. Bad.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
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