No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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