Dual....:-)
its not stalking. its research.
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
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