I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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