My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
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