Where are you?
In a non slutty way
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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