I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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