I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
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