We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
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