In the future we'll all be gay
Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
This is not my ceiling
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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