just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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