I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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