I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Randomize
