Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
My cleaning lady broke my bubbler. It's awkward between us now.
Why?
Because she knows I do drugs and I know she's a clumsy bitch.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
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