11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
You sending me our unborn, unfertilized babies' names is not what I envisioned when you said you'd "drunk text me later".
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
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