You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
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