Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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