i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
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