I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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