There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
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