my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
we're making bets on your personal life
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
Your cock deserves a montage
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
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