Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
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