I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
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