I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
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