no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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