This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Sorry my hands just texted you
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
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