She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
I realized courtney is my jiminy cricket but instead of preventing me from telling lies she prevents me from fucking strangers
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
That awkward moment when you realize that last night you walked from in n out to petco, bought a mouse for $3, named it mogar, taught it how to skateboard on a techdeck, made it a home out of a trash can, fed it fruity pebbles and cheese, and then forgot where you left it.
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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