omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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