all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
Randomize
