you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
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