She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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