that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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