Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
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