I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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i can't believe i had my finger in that
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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