We won't sleep together?
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Randomize
