You just made me feel so damn special
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
Randomize
